Thursday, March 05, 2009

Aries Horoscope // The Onion

I'm not a follower of horoscopes but I saw this on The Onion today and I'm still laughing...

Aries Horoscope for Today, March 5, 2009:
"You'll have no choice but to eat the other passengers after your plane crashes into an Armor Hot Dog Processing Plant this week."

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